tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2240067140694289750.post8951369236317316499..comments2024-03-16T10:37:09.839-04:00Comments on Life in Mathews: The DentistChesapeake Bay Womanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07187804072769932131noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2240067140694289750.post-2719198413644136462008-07-23T11:32:00.000-04:002008-07-23T11:32:00.000-04:00Um, if you would have gone to the dentist every 6 ...Um, if you would have gone to the dentist every 6 months for your painless cleaning, you wouldn't have to worry about buying creamed spinach and poligrip. It's not bad at all. All you have to do is take a chill pill or drink a bottle of wine, and then you'll be fine. I'm making you an appt. with a sedation dentist ( in other words, dentist for total WUSSES ) asap. If he tells you bad news, I'll just go out and buy some fake fangs. No poligrip needed!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2240067140694289750.post-77434191755372556822008-07-22T22:55:00.000-04:002008-07-22T22:55:00.000-04:00I have a SISTER!!!! I hate that dentist.....any d...I have a SISTER!!!! I hate that dentist.....any dentist!!! I would rather have children without an epidural than sit in that chair - at least with having babies you can SEE what you paid for!!! LOLHeidihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16327157455249207495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2240067140694289750.post-39437383652087896222008-07-22T19:14:00.000-04:002008-07-22T19:14:00.000-04:00That's funny...your mom's just as funny as you!!A...That's funny...your mom's just as funny as you!!<BR/>And falling up stairs.......that's an art!!!Keeper Of All Thingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06008124733600155796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2240067140694289750.post-71833165735127487872008-07-22T18:18:00.000-04:002008-07-22T18:18:00.000-04:00Hey, everyone. It's been a most unusually busy da...Hey, everyone. It's been a most unusually busy day here at The Ranch and it had nothing to do with infestations or near-death experiences that include missing teeth or chins.<BR/><BR/>Thank y'all for stopping by, and know that stuff is still going on 'round here and I have to work the paying job tomorrow. If I'm lucky I'll post an update or a downdate late this evening; otherwise I'll just be back on here tomorrow night.<BR/><BR/>Much to report, including a visit to a crab factory today (I'll keep you guessing), plus another sinking boat, plus major upheaval that may or may not be reportable on the internet.<BR/><BR/>In other words, another day in Mathews. In the life of Chesapeake Bay Woman. Soon to be Eastern State Hospital patient.Chesapeake Bay Womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07187804072769932131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2240067140694289750.post-28350279694917658792008-07-22T18:12:00.000-04:002008-07-22T18:12:00.000-04:00OMG. This is so true. I too have had issues not ...OMG. This is so true. I too have had issues not peeing on the dentist's floor.Texashollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17982077447405220888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2240067140694289750.post-52893207385175529082008-07-22T18:10:00.000-04:002008-07-22T18:10:00.000-04:00I'm coming when Foolery does...how are you doing t...I'm coming when Foolery does...how are you doing this evening?Mental P Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05957544840704376193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2240067140694289750.post-72962846447992306372008-07-22T13:16:00.000-04:002008-07-22T13:16:00.000-04:00I Stumbled this. Still laughing. Jeez louise, the ...I Stumbled this. Still laughing. Jeez louise, the crabapple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it? Which is good, because it would be MOWN DOWN by a hell-bent CBW with a toothache.<BR/><BR/>Some of my favorite people are dentists. I have a great one. He's kind, and gentle, and smart, and diligent, and his name is Dr. Vacation Home, DDS.<BR/><BR/>I want to meet you and your mom. Will this be possible, from my tent on your lawn?fooleryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14437690389824744691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2240067140694289750.post-51607796501074896862008-07-22T10:41:00.000-04:002008-07-22T10:41:00.000-04:00My dentist is very cute and very young, in fact I'...My dentist is very cute and very young, in fact I've wondered more then once that his mummy should have let him go out playing on his own! The good thing is I'll tower him for about 15cm, plus I am about 10kg heavier then he is! So whenever my dentist should take his "professional skills" too far I know what I need to do! I just need to get up and let myself fall on top of him! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL <BR/>I never was afraid to see my dentist and I DON'T have very good teeth! It is almost always painful but it is most of the time fun too, because I never forget to tell him that - what he is doing is actually a method to torture someone (I think we've all seen Marathon Man!)and if life would be only a bit fair he'll need to answer oneday for his cruelty towards me!<BR/>BTW My dentist name (translated) means: BUTCHER! LOL LOL LOL LOLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2240067140694289750.post-56584001478399142882008-07-22T10:01:00.000-04:002008-07-22T10:01:00.000-04:00Sometimes I think vets show more compassion than d...Sometimes I think vets show more compassion than dentists. Maybe you should go see a vet instead. I wish I had.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16036374022323687122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2240067140694289750.post-63518389228672006102008-07-22T09:53:00.000-04:002008-07-22T09:53:00.000-04:00I hope you are alright! Just blame your falling o...I hope you are alright! Just blame your falling on the infestation :) It has thrown you off balance.<BR/><BR/>Your mom is a fantastic writer - must be genetic!<BR/><BR/>Dr. Sharp took out my wisdom teeth in 1983. My current GP is Dr. Payne. In 1983, Dr. Payne (who went to my high school) was dating Dr. Sharp's daughter. Go figure!Big Hair Envyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13601542247789997344noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2240067140694289750.post-20414496330542710122008-07-22T09:36:00.000-04:002008-07-22T09:36:00.000-04:00...Well CBW, I'm beginnin' to think you ne......Well CBW, I'm beginnin' to think you need not only a helmet but a chin guard and elbow and knee guards as well...lol ;o)<BR/><BR/>...I see where you get your awesome writing style and sense of humor from - your mom. You and her should really be discussing a book deal!<BR/><BR/>...Hope all goes well with you at the dentist's office. We're pullin' for ya! lol... Okay, okay, no pun intended... :oD<BR/><BR/>...Loads o' laughing gas & blessings too... :o)tjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15595340637449976534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2240067140694289750.post-46178034780743650182008-07-22T08:39:00.000-04:002008-07-22T08:39:00.000-04:00I am SO glad I am not the only person I know who f...I am SO glad I am not the only person I know who falls UP the stairs! Hope there is nothing seriously hurt though. The chin thing sounds like it could be bad. <BR/><BR/>As far as your mother, she rocks! She is hilarious! But yeah, dentists suck. Although, I went recently and they gave me something beforehand, don't recall what it was but it TOTALLY relaxed. Otherwise much like that dog on a leash, I would have peed all over myself and the dentists expensive leather chair! <BR/><BR/>Oh btw...are you serious? Spider infestation? Because after I read your comment on my blog, I have seriously considered calling my realtor! I'd take a fiddler crab invasion ANY DAY over spiders! Word!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2240067140694289750.post-58928762674431550922008-07-22T07:39:00.000-04:002008-07-22T07:39:00.000-04:00Oh. My. God. There seems to be a whole lot of fal...Oh. My. God. There seems to be a whole lot of falling down these days. I hope everything is okay. The dentists are better nowadays. I promise. Lots of magical potions. Good luck!Mental P Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05957544840704376193noreply@blogger.com