Because the gray, drab colors of winter are
The weekend weather forecast for most of Virginia called for S
Evidently, the weather forecasters need to make a trip to Best Value in Mathews County if they want the most accurate weather information. There's no Doppler radar, but the senior citizens--and pretty much all Best Value customers are senior citizens--know what the weather is going to be with 100% accuracy, whether it aligns with the official weather forecast or not.
The Senior Citizen Forecast said snow. Snow on Friday. Snow in spite of the rain predicted by office-sitting weather professionals several hours away.
It snowed on Friday. All day.
(p.s. It rained all Friday night.)
(p.s.s. It's snowing again today.)