In spite of all outward appearances, this is not a police line-up.
On the left (above), we have Miss Grimstead, aka Bud "Boudoir" Ward, waiting for the talent portion of the competition in Saturday night's Womanless Beauty Pageant at Mathews High School. Next to him is Miss Cardinal, aka former Washington Redskin Stuart Anderson. Sitting in front is Baby Sister's friend Miss Bohannon, aka Chuckie Walker.
There were some things I captured that I almost wish I hadn't:
For just the briefest of moments I'd like you to compare Miss Grimstead's broad shoulders (below) to
By the time the swimsuit competition rolled around, Miss Grimstead was showing signs of
Is there a market for Womanless Beauty Pageant talent managers? Because I'm seriously considering changing careers. This was so
Thank you to everyone who attended, especially my blog friends:
Meg who drove from suburban Washington, D.C. just for the event;
Noe Noe Girl from about an hour away, who left behind her husband, 7 new laying hens and 52 varieties of recently planted tomatoes to be watered;
Big Hair Envy, who made an emergency phone call to her daughter who has "show choir makeup" to ask the critical question of how one makes fake eyelashes stick when said fake eyelashes
Ann Marie, whose artistic talent spans from the beautiful cheese platter she served all these ladies to the beautiful glitter fingernail polish she applied when I was so stressed I just wanted to
Most of all thanks to the