This is a dead crab who makes his home on a comfortable bed of white sand and crispy seaweed beside a beautiful piece of driftwood.
(Although I'm tempted to say that $11.95 will get you this, a salad and a baked potato, I won't. But if I did, would you want butter or sour cream with your potato?)
p.s. What will you be doing this weekend? We will be jacking up the house and throwing down sandbags in the hopes the rain, wind and tides don't sweep us out to sea.