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1. Today is Chesapeake Bay Son's birthday. 14 years ago I was
2. Thankfully, he turned out perfectly healthy and is the most wonderful son and older brother and friend a person could wish for.
3. Above, he is attempting to save minnows stranded by the low tide. Also, he's trying to torture his sister by making her hold one. (He is obligated to do this based on the Older Sibling Instruction Manual, page 2, first paragraph.)
Now it's your turn to tell me three (or more, really) things. Anything you want. Whatever is on your mind.