Friday, January 2, 2009

Board Games


I took this off Gwynn's Island on the day that it (the wind) was blowin' so hard it would knock you over. You can't tell it from this picture, but the white caps were everywhere--not only on the bay, but also in our creek.

Christmas (yes, I'm still talking about Christmas...probably because my decorations are still up and likely will stay up through Valentines Day) always makes me reminisce about presents I received as a child, and the Chesapeake Bay Sisters always looked forward to new board games.

There wasn't a lot to do in Mathews as a kid, other than torture your younger siblings and force your neighbor to eat mud pies, so the prospect of a new game was always exciting. (Sorry, neighbor, I only made the mud pie, it was the other individual with me who forced you to taste it.)

Interestingly, this summer when I was fending off fiddler crabs in the yard, I discovered a tiny plastic pumpkin that was a game piece to one of my all-time favorite games, Pig in the Garden. It was not a board game per se in that there wasn't a board, but rather a sheet of plastic on which you put your little pig, and you collected plastic vegetables and stuffed them in the pig. Naturally I don't remember the object of the game nor why we were stuffing the vegetables into the pig, but I just know I LOVED those plastic pigs and vegetables.

(I'd like to press pause for a minute and mention that I just realized I have a deep-rooted, bizarre fascination with and admiration for pigs...the Valleydale commercial--my favorite commercial of all time--was loaded with marching musical pigs; Pig in the Garden was my favorite game; eating like a pig continues to be one of my hobbies; my house is like a pig sty; the list just goes on and on. Oink.)

Stratego was always fun....I loved it when someone landed on one of my bombs. Oh, how I loved that, especially if "someone" was a certain Middle Sister.

Mystery Date was another good one, but all I remember is opening those doors, and I also remember that none of the guys were my type, that's because none of them was Harry Connick, Jr.

Sorry was always a good one....I just loved making Middle Sister have to move back to Start--"Sooooooorrrrry." This summer my kids and I played it on a camping trip, and the game became so violently competitive that two of the three players stormed off in tears. It's a shame when a grown woman cries over a board game.

Which Witch --LOVED IT! Can't remember anything but a really cool castle and that's it, but I loved that game. Middle Sister and I played for hours on end.

Mouse Trap - Not being mechanically inclined but being very impatient, I found this one to be extremely vexing and very frustrating...

Ants in the Pants - A slightly bizarre concept for an otherwise entertaining game

Life - We never had this one, but all my friends did, and I loved it. I don't know why we never had it, probably because my mother or grandmother thought it was going to teach us the facts of life, and they didn't want any part of that. Indeed I am still waiting for my "talk," but this has nothing to do with childhood games. Let's get back on track, shall we?

Twister - Loved it, but hated it when I had to get too close to sisters....was definitely more fun in college.

Go to the Head of the Class - I can't remember one single thing about this game, but I can assure you Middle Sister and I spent hours and hours playing it.

Tiddly Winks - Yes. I confess. I actually played tiddly winks. Please see earlier statement about there not being much to do in Mathews.

What were some of the other board games you remember? Not the obvious ones like Monopoly, checkers or Bingo (I remember Middle Sister and I always wanted to be the person announcing the letter/number combination, and we hoped we'd pick B-4 because then we would say it as "before." Each and every time we thought it was clever and hilarious. What a couple of saps we were.)

Anyway, my kids today would probably call these "bored" games because they can't compete with all the Nintendo and Wii and Play Station This and That.

Or can they?

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Happy New Year


I shot this yesterday off Gwynn's Island, and I would have been trespassing if not for a Mathews Native who asked permission for me to go on the property. (Thanks Mathews reader and thanks to the owner, too, if you're reading - I'll be putting more pictures up over the next week. What a grand spot of paradise you have.)

What I like about vistas such as this is there's so much nothingness; a splash of Something and mostly a whole lot of Nothing--almost sounds like a description of this blog....lots of spewing forth of random Nothingness with an occasional--though highly rare-- non-distorted fact or tidbit of information that does not cause slumber.

Speaking of random Nothingness, here's some more.


Happy New Year, happy first day of 2009, and happy first day of January to everyone out there. I'm writing this on New Year's Eve and just wanted to take a few minutes to list out some random thoughts. Ready? Here we go. I promise this won't take long or hurt a bit.

1. How appropriate on this, the last day of 2008, in December on the blowingest day of the daggone year, that I find not one, not two, not four but a whole army of ants marching through my living room. (Regarding the "blowingest" word - it was blowin' a gale here today! I've never felt wind that strong that wasn't a Category 3 hurricane.)

Does anyone know how it is possible for ants to be alive and invading in December? (Please do not answer that question; I'm sure it has something to do with cleanliness, and they were, in fact, swarming over an old candy cane that was shoved under the Christmas tree skirt that surrounds the very Christmas tree that likely will be standing come Easter.)

2. The Chesapeake Bay Family is spending New Years Eve at home, and as we speak the Chesapeake Bay Children are fixing "chicken satay" courtesy of the Nintendo DS cooking program. God Bless Nintendo! They've somehow taken what was previously viewed as a chore and turned it into something those kids actually think is fun! Last night Chesapeake Bay Son cooked up shrimp fried rice, and lawsy mercy that stuff was good! (Dear Nintendo: Could you please expedite production and release of the Nintendo DS Let's Have a Barrel of Fun Cleaning the House application? Please be sure to add segments on laundry and decluttering. Thank you.)

3. Chesapeake Bay Mother and Father will be joining us a little later to play Guitar Hero on the Wii. This statement in and of itself is frightening, and I can only hope nobody gets hurt or children are not scarred for life by really bad karaoke.

I hope that each one of you and your families enjoy a year full of health, laughter and love. May 2009 be your best year yet.

-CBW