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| Chesapeake Bay Daughter and friend O.G. |
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This is the final zipline. It looks low to the ground,
but trust me--it's not.
The distortion is caused by the camera's zoom. |
Go Ape is a ropes course that includes ziplines and death traps known as Tarzan swings over in Freedom Park in Williamsburg. Since anyone under the age of 18 had to be accompanied by an adult, I
was forced to go went along for the ride.
After a safety briefing, it became clear that CB Daughter's friend O.G. was going to be the one taking care of our small group.
In other words, she was the adult, I was worse than a child. The harnesses featured a red hook, a blue hook and a place for a very special green hook, all of which were linked to either the safety cable around each tree or the zipline overhead. Then there was an
additional blue thingie used for the ziplines. Daughter's Friend had to keep reminding me
not to put the
red hook in the
blue thingie and not to remove the
green hook first, since that comes off last, but only if you're getting
off the rope ladder. If you're getting
on the rope ladder the
green clip comes first.
See what I mean? Is anyone else already confused? Trust me. The whole experience was even more exhausting than that last paragraph was to write read. It's bad enough that a 47-year-old willingly jumped off a platform (on the so-called Tarzan swings) to free fall into a safety net like a trapeze artist at Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus . But to have to remember which hook goes where and when? Also, I'm not a trapeze artist but was forced to play one on Saturday.
Anyway, there was a very thorough safety briefing that the
children understood but which took me a while to understand. In spite of this, there were no major incidents other than my sore throat (from screaming) and aching arm muscles (from clinging for dear life).
Interesting Factoid: The exceedingly patient person who provided our safety briefing used to live in Mathews, Sail Cove to be exact.
Speaking of the safety briefing, nowhere in that thorough demonstration did they mention that on the "grand finale" zip descent back to Mother Earth it is possible for a leggy person's long legs to tickle the tops of young pine trees.
Interesting Factoid #2: Such contact of legs to trees, however, slight, causes one to spin around backwards and arrive at
your final resting place the final landing pit backwards, completely covered in
mulch from being dragged 20 feet through it after making precious contact with terra firma.
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These platforms hold three people,
all of whom are attached to that red cable.
Don't look down! Just bear hug the pine tree for dear life
and start kissing it. (This not only distracts you from your fear of heights,
but it amuses the people behind you. Immensely.) |
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This is the landing zone for the final zipline. The small trench is from people,
present company included,
who come in backwards at high speeds. |
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Frankly I felt there could have been more pomp
and circumstance after surviving.
A marching band would have been nice.
But I'm not complaining, it was a LOT of fun.
I can say that because I survived. |
I highly recommend Go Ape. As much as the ziplines and the two Tarzan swings caused me to scream, the rest is challenging but fun.
Also there is the side benefit of having people come up to tell you how much your screams made them laugh.
So it's possible to bring joy to others while fearing for your own life.
After surviving Go Ape, we had a typical Chesapeake Bay Family dinner on Sunday, which was Daughter's actual birthday. I fired up the charcoals and grilled some salmon (free, courtesy of the man my father cuts grass for); shrimp; and chicken. My mother made a delicious salad and a birthday cake. I threw together some homemade macaroni and cheese and baked sweet potatoes topped with butter and brown sugar.
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| Here's the birthday cake before Baby Sis got into it. |
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Here we have a standard CBW moment.
While I was clearing away dinner dishes,
Baby Sis, being helpful, started cutting the cake to serve it up.
Problem was, we hadn't sung Happy Birthday yet.
(Slice marks on the left Candles not yet lit on the right.) |
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So, I stuck whatever candles I could find lying around
(there happened to be 9 although Daughter is 14),
ignored the slices, and away we sang. |
Although there were no marching bands nor pomp and circumstance, we can all say we survived another birthday.
Click
here,
here, and
here to read about a celebration from several years ago that included a trip to the State Fair.