View of Queens Creek. And the arsenal for the War on Ants. |
Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
in a tiny little county
on the Chesapeake Bay,
lived one ant,
two ants, three ants, four,
ten kajillion ants, sixteen bazillion ants,
ants, ants galore!
There also was a Woman
named Chesapeake Bay
whose ant frustrations
were impossible to allay.
She killed and she sprayed
and she set out those traps.
And the ants,while they laughed,
said snidely, "We're not saps."
Just when she thought
she would never live ant-free,
she was contacted by Terro,
a most wonderful company.
Terro sent her an arsenal
that squelched that ant laughter,
and Chesapeake Bay Woman and Terro
lived happily ever after.
Without ants. The End.
Ant Season runs from
In Mathews you can get Terro at Moughons (aka Sutton and Kline).
Disclaimer: Chesapeake Bay Woman was not paid one cent to endorse Terro. She just feels very strongly about its ant fighting capabilities--but only if you use the multi-faceted approach described above.
May the Terro be with you and the ants be gone.
View of some Mathews County daffodils. And products from my BFF Terro. |
16 comments:
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Thank you, mer!
I will be there to get some Terro this weekend!! We are being overrun by ants, too! I opened the shower curtain to get out this morning, and one of the cats was on the toilet looking at the floor in horror, and there was a mini carnival going on in the floor.. all ants!! Why, in Heaven's name are they in the bathroom?! Nobody eats anything in the bathroom. Why, why, why????
WV: I need a good shmst to get rid of these things!!
LOL. I hope you thank Terro in your book dedication...
Seems like you found the best defense for the offense! Not too much of a problem here, but i know what to get now, just in case. thank you...
wv: proolas: If I don't get off this computer soon and go for my walk, I am going to get proolas in my fingers, from all this computer time!!
I want to marry Terro.
I had the great joy of having one of those liquid Terro traps turn over. Sticky MESS doesn't even come close to the horror created! However, I'll put up with that because that little trap can take care of one heck of a lot of ants!
Love your poem, Ms. J.
WV: gremme: An overturned liquid Terro trap makes everything it comes in contact with very very gremme.
Yep it's the best stuff evah!
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Does it work on Fiddler Crabs? We get ants in the spring .. but no major infestation ... I use their traps and the work great ...
Anyone who doesnt appreciate your sharing this is an ingirt (WV)
I am now in the know about ants. And happy that they don't stampede our home!
What's with all the entis? wv
Let's hope the ants move in with Gustav this year-
Love your poetry!
Maybe the Terro would work on Gustav?
Oh, sorry, that was mean. Did I say that with my out loud voice? My bad.
think of the traffic that will come by today!!
Terro is da bomb! Ant bomb!
Glad you have found an approach that works for you! Wish I could get rid of the mouse in the apartment here. Seems I am the mouse catcher...I need a cat! Nearly got him last night...try again tonight.
Your ants seem just as bad as the cockroaches we wage war against back home. Never ends.
Damn girl, you've got some serious ants down there on the bay!
Glad you've got it under control.
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